Sat 9 Feb 2019, 15:00
The Chronicles of Galahad
Ellesaitch 7 v 10 The Nights of Galahad
The Battle lines were drawn on the outskirts Wind Hell. The Saracen hordes assembled by Baron Frenchie del Ray faced the Green and Gold colours of Lord Galahad de Kelly.
First blood went to the Saracens with a darting attack against the run of the battle and with the added conversion the pressure was on the Nights of Galahad. The triumvirat of power, Squires Simmo de Bald, Mark de Gnarly and Little Ste led the charge back into the Saracen midfield.
Tactic King Joey de Dix was targeted by the French peasants and kneecapped. The luscious attention paid him by Lady Guinevere de Alison resulted in the battlefield moving east. Sammy G keeping a watchful eye presumably in case the Saracens launched a sneak attack
The nights of galahad started to dominate the line out launching Leddy the Lightweight and Evan D’Adams high to claim the air space’. Booze Brothers BBBB and Danny Mac the Mace fought magnificently protecting French Renegade Louis Louis and Dutch mercenary Luke the Pie Man. Tame the Dragonslayer and Kev the Paralyser controlled centre field repeatedly driving the Ellesaitch attack back and launching attacks into space for the three passiteers Corphy, Morphy and Woodsy.
Attacking centrefield with Battering Ram force produced inroads into Ellesaitch mid-field and a power charge by Velo breached the defence to get the Nights of Galahad back into the game. The Nights of Galahads dominance was dented when Lord Murray de Minty was sent from the field of play for dangerous use of his chin on an opponent’s fist.
With the Saracens pressing hard, up stepped Kev the Paralyser to demolish his opposite number and French renegade Count Louis Louis snapped up the ball and sprinted 80m deliver the killing blow.
The Ellesaitch Saracen Heads drooped as the battle progressed knowing full well that Galahad de Kelly had the rearguard power of the Riders of Rohan desperate to join the fight.
The battle ended with French del Ray raising the white flag in the form of a far from white pair of Wild Bill’s Bills
Retreating from the battlefield the Nights of Galahad assembled and cracked open the beer produced by the Ale Wives of Aldi, the world famous ‘Galahad’ singing their victory song.
Noley plays with Simmo, Alun plays with Evan Leddy plays with BB, BB is happy again
Fat Paul has a red bag, Bills Bills are Grey They have a win to celebrate except for Frenchie Ray Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games Hiding out in dodgy bars shouting out rude names
Jeux sans Frontiers we beat Ellesaitch
Report S Dempsey
Ellesaitch 7 v 10 The Nights of Galahad
The Battle lines were drawn on the outskirts Wind Hell. The Saracen hordes assembled by Baron Frenchie del Ray faced the Green and Gold colours of Lord Galahad de Kelly.
First blood went to the Saracens with a darting attack against the run of the battle and with the added conversion the pressure was on the Nights of Galahad. The triumvirat of power, Squires Simmo de Bald, Mark de Gnarly and Little Ste led the charge back into the Saracen midfield.
Tactic King Joey de Dix was targeted by the French peasants and kneecapped. The luscious attention paid him by Lady Guinevere de Alison resulted in the battlefield moving east. Sammy G keeping a watchful eye presumably in case the Saracens launched a sneak attack
The nights of galahad started to dominate the line out launching Leddy the Lightweight and Evan D’Adams high to claim the air space’. Booze Brothers BBBB and Danny Mac the Mace fought magnificently protecting French Renegade Louis Louis and Dutch mercenary Luke the Pie Man. Tame the Dragonslayer and Kev the Paralyser controlled centre field repeatedly driving the Ellesaitch attack back and launching attacks into space for the three passiteers Corphy, Morphy and Woodsy.
Attacking centrefield with Battering Ram force produced inroads into Ellesaitch mid-field and a power charge by Velo breached the defence to get the Nights of Galahad back into the game. The Nights of Galahads dominance was dented when Lord Murray de Minty was sent from the field of play for dangerous use of his chin on an opponent’s fist.
With the Saracens pressing hard, up stepped Kev the Paralyser to demolish his opposite number and French renegade Count Louis Louis snapped up the ball and sprinted 80m deliver the killing blow.
The Ellesaitch Saracen Heads drooped as the battle progressed knowing full well that Galahad de Kelly had the rearguard power of the Riders of Rohan desperate to join the fight.
The battle ended with French del Ray raising the white flag in the form of a far from white pair of Wild Bill’s Bills
Retreating from the battlefield the Nights of Galahad assembled and cracked open the beer produced by the Ale Wives of Aldi, the world famous ‘Galahad’ singing their victory song.
Noley plays with Simmo, Alun plays with Evan Leddy plays with BB, BB is happy again
Fat Paul has a red bag, Bills Bills are Grey They have a win to celebrate except for Frenchie Ray Dressing up in costumes, playing silly games Hiding out in dodgy bars shouting out rude names
Jeux sans Frontiers we beat Ellesaitch
Report S Dempsey
