Sat 6 Oct 2018, 15:00
After the first frosty start to the winter Park delivered a heart-warming victory over Manky Chester.
This report comes from the sole Park supporter at a game that didn’t happen stood on the touch line like the cheesy reporter wondering who Holly Gennaro really is. It was a Die Hard decision to watch a game that didn’t happen and work out which players were which when none of them had turned up. Hopefully this will dispel any Blue Monday, However, on a bright afternoon the sun reflected off Bette Ridge’s polished bonnet like The Light that Never Goes Out.
Park kicked off and quickly recovered the ball with Murray Mint ghosting round the field with an attitude of I Wanna Be Adored because I Am the Resurrection. Manky didn’t fall for it and although they looked Half A World Away they suck to the task and had to Roll With It before getting a Manchester Rave On and threatening the Park Line.
Park stiffened the defence by introducing Grey Ham Sam who mumbled ‘I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour’ to which Wild Bill responded ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger……Live Forever’. Manky did get over the line and the ref pointed to the sacred turf to award a try. ‘Are you sure Sir’ questioned Big Bad Bearded Baz in his poshest yicker accent ‘Definitely…..Maybe’ stated the Ref before gazing lovingly at Baz’s beard and swooning ‘Oh…what a Charming Man’ and disallowing the try.
The first half was pointless…literally.
The second half kicked off with Park Half A World Away. In true Park style they started to play Champagne Supanova rugby which delighted the True Faith supporter on the touchline. As Park ran in try after try it really was Fools Gold to think a match was happening and the sole person there was wishing for the end of the match mumbling ‘How Soon is Now’.
Park celebrated a victory in a match that never occurred with their only concern being that Love Will Tear Us Apart.
Manky Chester trooped off looking all Ian Curtis but Father Kelly revived their spirits by getting the Park lads to give them Three Cheers and a Take That.
I hope this has made for a Happy Mondays
For any copyright issues contact Uncle Fester c/o The Moon
Report S Dempsey
This report comes from the sole Park supporter at a game that didn’t happen stood on the touch line like the cheesy reporter wondering who Holly Gennaro really is. It was a Die Hard decision to watch a game that didn’t happen and work out which players were which when none of them had turned up. Hopefully this will dispel any Blue Monday, However, on a bright afternoon the sun reflected off Bette Ridge’s polished bonnet like The Light that Never Goes Out.
Park kicked off and quickly recovered the ball with Murray Mint ghosting round the field with an attitude of I Wanna Be Adored because I Am the Resurrection. Manky didn’t fall for it and although they looked Half A World Away they suck to the task and had to Roll With It before getting a Manchester Rave On and threatening the Park Line.
Park stiffened the defence by introducing Grey Ham Sam who mumbled ‘I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour’ to which Wild Bill responded ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger……Live Forever’. Manky did get over the line and the ref pointed to the sacred turf to award a try. ‘Are you sure Sir’ questioned Big Bad Bearded Baz in his poshest yicker accent ‘Definitely…..Maybe’ stated the Ref before gazing lovingly at Baz’s beard and swooning ‘Oh…what a Charming Man’ and disallowing the try.
The first half was pointless…literally.
The second half kicked off with Park Half A World Away. In true Park style they started to play Champagne Supanova rugby which delighted the True Faith supporter on the touchline. As Park ran in try after try it really was Fools Gold to think a match was happening and the sole person there was wishing for the end of the match mumbling ‘How Soon is Now’.
Park celebrated a victory in a match that never occurred with their only concern being that Love Will Tear Us Apart.
Manky Chester trooped off looking all Ian Curtis but Father Kelly revived their spirits by getting the Park lads to give them Three Cheers and a Take That.
I hope this has made for a Happy Mondays
For any copyright issues contact Uncle Fester c/o The Moon
Report S Dempsey
